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Dark Trumps launches with our flagship release: Battle of the Beavers. Future decks — including Clash of the Cocks — are already in development.
Battle of the Beavers
Battle of the Beavers is a dark-humoured card game for adults.
Outrageous stats, brutal humour, and zero filters.
🚚 Fast UK delivery · 🔒 Secure checkout · 🔞 Adults only (18+)
£11.99
In stock
| Cards | 48 |
|---|---|
| Information Cards | 6 |
| Playing Cards | 42 |
Product Details
Dark Trumps - Battle of the Beavers turns bad decisions into a competitive sport.
You’ll face off across 42 half-naked women, comparing stats like mileage, fluff control, odour, and tightness — Every card is loaded with backgrounds so explicit they should probably come with a priest and a therapist.
Expect nudity, wildly inappropriate humour, and offensive undertones so dark they should probably be on a watchlist. This is satire — a gloriously shameless mockery of everything sacred, stupid, and sexual.
Feeling brave? Try the drinking variations, where bad decisions and moral collapse go hand-in-hand with liquid courage. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll question your life choices — and then you’ll pour another drink.
Perfect for:
• Parties, pre-drinks, and festivals
• Groups with a dark sense of humour
• People who hate safe card games
Not for:
• Easily offended players
• Family game night - unless you're a very very close family...
• Anyone under 18
⚠️ Warning
Adults only. Dark humour inside. By purchasing, you confirm you are 18 or over.
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Think you’ve got a Dark Trumps idea more unhinged than anything we could dream up? Now’s your chance. We’re looking for new packs that push the boundaries, scrape the barrel, and leave people wondering why they’re even friends with you. Big, small, clever, stupid — if it’s outrageous enough, we want to see it. Send us your worst (or best, depending on how you look at it) and help us drag this game franchise to even lower depths of humanity.