Battle of the Beavers
£11.99
42 women. 6 stats. Zero shame.
The card game your mates will quote for years and your mum will pretend she never saw.
★★★★★ “Ruined my stag do in the best possible way” — Danny, Manchester
🎁 Perfect gift for stag dos, birthdays & anyone with a dark sense of humour
🚚 Fast UK delivery · 🔒 Secure checkout · 🔞 Adults only (18+)
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✅ Perfect for:
- Stag dos, birthdays, pre-drinks & house parties
- Anyone with a genuinely dark sense of humour
- People tired of safe, boring card games
- The gift they'll never forget and you'll never live down
❌ Not for:
- The easily offended
- Family game night — unless yours is a very close family
- Anyone under 18
Dark Trumps – Battle of the Beavers turns bad decisions into a competitive sport.
Face off across 42 half-naked women, comparing stats like Mileage, Fluff Control, Odour, and Tightness. Every card comes loaded with a bio so explicit it should probably come with a priest and a therapist.
Expect nudity, wildly inappropriate humour, and undertones so dark they'd probably end up on a watchlist. This is satire — a gloriously shameless mockery of everything sacred, stupid, and sexual.
Feeling brave? Try the drinking variations. Bad decisions and moral collapse go better with liquid courage.
You'll laugh. You'll groan. You'll question your life choices — then pour another drink.
⚠️ Warning: Adults only (18+). Dark humour inside. By purchasing, you confirm you are 18 or over.
Additional information
| Cards | 48 |
|---|---|
| Information Cards | 6 |
| Playing Cards | 42 |