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Dark Trumps – The Dark-Humoured Card Game for Adults
What is Dark Trumps?
Dark Trumps is a dark-humoured parody of that classic stat-comparison card game that you know and love.
Compare ridiculous stats, argue about who’s worse, and laugh at how bad it gets.
Multiple ways to play. Drinking encouraged, not required. 18+ only. Offensive by design.
Warning
Dark Trumps is not your average card game—it is designed to, shock, and make you question your life choices.
18+
Explicit Content
Contains explicit language, adult themes, nudity references, and deliberately satirical humour that some may find highly offensive. Intended for mature audiences (18+) only. Play at your own risk.
Think you're smart enough for dark humour?
Science says laughing at awful jokes means you’re clever. Who knew?
Apparently, people who enjoy dark humour tend to score higher in intelligence and emotional control — according to research highlighted by Reader’s Digest, Spring.org and Ohepic.com — which means our dark-humoured card game Dark Trumps might not be for everyone.
So if you’ve ever wanted an excuse for your questionable sense of humour, here it is. Turns out it actually takes a bit of brainpower to “get it” — which makes this outrageous adult party game not just filthy… but slightly intellectual.
(Or at least that’s what we’ll tell ourselves.)
Frequently Asked Questions
How do you play Dark Trumps?
There are five different ways to play Dark Trumps, because one way to ruin friendships clearly isn’t enough.
You have the Traditional Trumps format that most people already know, plus Higher or Lower, Cards Against Decency, Trump Slam, and our personal favourite — Fuck, Fetus, Funeral.
Every game style can be played with optional drinking rules. Optional, of course. We’re not responsible for your life choices — just the cardboard that encouraged them.
Is Dark Trumps similar to Top Trumps?
It’s inspired by the format, yes — but that’s where the similarities mostly end.
Dark Trumps takes the familiar comparison style and drags it into a much darker, adult-only place. Same basic idea. Very different outcome.
Dark Trumps is an independent adult card game and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Top Trumps®.
Do you sell expansions?
Not yet — but we’re working on it.
New decks, new ideas, and fresh reasons to regret game night are very much on the roadmap. When expansions land, they’ll be loud, questionable, and entirely unnecessary — just how we like them.
Can I sell Dark Trumps in my store?
Yes — probably.
If you sell things people shouldn’t admit to owning, we might be a good fit. Drop us an email at [email protected] and we’ll talk stock, logistics, and whether this is a terrible idea we should absolutely pursue together.
No corporate nonsense. Just vibes and invoices.
I'm offended!
Fair enough — Dark Trumps isn’t for everyone.
It’s an adults-only game fuelled by satire, parody, and humour that happily crosses the line. Nothing here is meant to be taken seriously — it’s comedy, plain and simple.
If you’re not a fan, that’s completely fine.
If you’re still clutching your pearls, feel free to email us at [email protected] and let it all out.