Battle of the Beavers

Dark Trumps: Battle of the Beavers Edition is not for the weak, the sensitive, or anyone with a shred of decency left. This is the game where shame dies, friendships crumble, and your moral compass gets fed through a woodchipper.

Brace yourself—this edition drags you into a head-to-head showdown of the most outrageous, offensive, and downright disturbing comparisons imaginable. You’ll be forced to compare stats of 38 half-naked women using stats such as mileage, fluff maintenance, odour-ometer, tightness, and more. Each card is packed with stats and a bio so explicit they’d get you disowned at a family dinner.