Battle of the Beavers

🔥 What’s in the box
• 42 outrageously explicit cards
• 6 information cards
• 5 twisted game modes

🎲 Game details
• Players: 2–6
• Play time: 10–30 minutes
• Age: 18+ only

Dark Trumps isn’t for the weak, the polite, or anyone still pretending to have morals. This is where decency flatlines, dignity gets drunk, and your sense of right and wrong takes a long walk off a short pier.

Battle of the Beavers is filthy, funny, and dangerously unhinged — the most chaotic deck in the Dark Trumps universe. Inside, you’ll find outrageously explicit cards designed to ruin friendships in record time. If that’s not enough, the Chaos Guide unlocks even more depravity, where new variations and challenges are born from pure insanity.

You’ll face off across 42 half-naked women, comparing stats like mileage, fluff control, odour, and tightness — because subtlety died the moment you opened the box. Every card is loaded with backgrounds so explicit they should probably come with a priest and a therapist.

Expect nudity, wildly inappropriate humour, and offensive undertones so dark they should probably be on a watchlist. This is satire — a gloriously shameless mockery of everything sacred, stupid, and sexual.

Feeling brave? Try the drinking variations, where bad decisions and moral collapse go hand-in-hand with liquid courage. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll question your life choices — and then you’ll pour another drink.

Perfect for:
• Parties, pre-drinks, and festivals
• Groups with a dark sense of humour
• People who hate safe card games

Not for:
• Easily offended players
• Family game night - unless you're a very very close family...
• Anyone under 18

⚠️ Warning
Once you play, you can’t unsee it. Contains explicit sexual content, offensive language, and themes intended for adults only. By purchasing, you confirm you are 18 or over.