Support

We try to ship the same day, because we would not wish long waits on anyone. Orders go out Royal Mail 48-hour tracked, so you should get them in 2–3 working days—unless society collapses first. Either way, you will get a tracking link.

 Yes — we now ship worldwide (because chaos clearly shouldn’t be contained by borders).  

We’ll send your deck wherever you are — though fair warning, international postage is still daylight robbery. Orders go by Royal Mail International Standard, but if you’d like us to send it another way, feel free to get in touch. We’re open to suggestions — including carrier pigeon. Just be aware that pigeons are unionised, moody, and have a terrible sense of direction, so delivery times may vary. are – though fair warning

Taxes or import fees may apply depending on where you live — you’ll be fully responsible for paying these. If your country decides to charge you for a box of cardboard and bad decisions, that’s strictly between you and them. 

Changed your mind? No worries. We take returns on all orders as long as everything is in its original packaging and looking as fresh as the day it left us. You will need to cover the return shipping (we are not Amazon, sadly), and you have got 14 days from delivery to let us know. Once your game boomerangs back to us and passes the “not trashed” inspection, we will process your refund. Easy peasy—just do not send us back something that looks like it has been used as a coaster at a house party.

If your game shows up looking like it has been through a blender, do not panic. Just snap a photo of the damage, send it our way, and we will sort you out with a new one. We cannot swap out single cards (we are not running a dark trading post), but we are more than happy to replace the full set. Fair warning though—if the “damage” is suspiciously shaped like a coffee ring, nacho cheese, or your cat’s paw prints, that’s on you.