About Dark Trumps Games

Welcome to Dark Trumps Games, the home of unapologetic, unfiltered, and hilariously twisted card games. We don’t do tame. We don’t do polite. We create games that throw decency out the window and make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even regret your life choices.

Our flagship game, Dark Trumps: Battle of the Beavers Edition, is the perfect storm of offensive humour, outrageous comparisons, and no-holds-barred gameplay. Featuring a deck of 38 explicit, stat-filled cards, this edition challenges players to go head-to-head in the most ridiculous and controversial face-offs imaginable. With categories like Mileage, Fluff Factor, Odour, and Tightness, nothing is sacred, and no card is safe.

But we don’t just stop at one game—Dark Trumps is an ever-growing universe of dark humour, and we’re always working on the next edition to push the envelope even further. Whether you’re looking for a brutal party game, a way to destroy friendships, or just an excuse to laugh at the worst humanity has to offer, we’ve got you covered.

We know this isn’t for everyone. And that’s the point. If you’re easily offended, turn back now. But if you thrive on chaos, controversy, and the kind of jokes that get you banned from family gatherings, then welcome to the Dark Trumps family.

You’ve been warned.