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This is Dark Trumps. It’s basically that classic stat-comparison card game, but instead of cars or dinosaurs, it’s filled with the most awful, horrible people we could think of. You battle them, compare their stats, and laugh at just how terrible they are. It’s stupid. That’s the point.

We came up with the idea as a couple with very dark humour who thought, why do card games always celebrate heroes, vehicles, or prehistoric animals? So we flipped the format and made a game about terrible people instead. What started as a joke between friends quickly became something people demanded we make properly.

Right now, it’s just the start of something bigger (and probably worse). We’ve got plans for more editions, more offensive ideas, and more card games that absolutely nobody asked for. If you’re into dark humour, welcome aboard. If not… well, you definitely clicked on the wrong website.

Play responsibly. (Or don’t, we’re not your mum.)

Genuine quotes from our friends and family:

I raised you better than this. Do not bring this game into my house. Ever.

Mum

Disappointment Expert

This. Is. Incredible! I f**cking love it.

Our mate, Gaz

Well known wrong’un

Your mum thinks this is a disgrace. I think it’s hilarious, but don’t tell her.

Dad

Comedy Lover, but wonders where he went wrong